free counter dont be fucking rude

stargates:

why is this so hard

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

askaspookyskeleton:

this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

rockees:

a ferocious beast

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

SOURCE

madameatomicbomb:

rachelbearenson:

it’s actually real and EVEN BETTER he wants to do it on the condition that he gets an awesome death onscreen

Bless him.

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

owldee:

BUT THE KORRASAMI BATTLE COUPLE SCENE THOUGH

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CAN WE JUST GET LIKE 100 MORE SCENES LIKE THAT

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THEY’RE LIKE THIS PERFECT FUCKING TEAM THEY TAKE DOWN A GROUP OF LIKE 20 GUYS ON MOTORCYCLES SINGLEHANDEDLY WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT

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ALL YOUR OTHER BATTLE COUPLES CAN GO HOME MY FOREVER GIRLS GOT THIS<3

16stolenxpaperthin:

I saw our future.

For Rachel. A SUPER-BELATED Happy Birthday to you, sweetie. ;3
Also for my Breaking Benjamin buddy whom I now adore because you realized where my blog title came from <3